pugs are cute, but they smell. the wrinkles on their face form into some sort of complex drainage system and all of the smelly eye boogers, nose snot, slobber and other general dog-grossness oozes down to be stored in an invisible pouch on their jowls. pugs will then rub their smelly faces all over your hands (if you happen to be petting them) or all over your pant legs (if you just happen to be near a pug).
